I’ve said it before, so let me repeat myself. I am NOT a conspiracy theorist. But if I were, how would I explain how I’ve seen more than eight Cheetos trucks driving north on I-55.

My first thought was I’m imagining this. If that were true, how would you explain me driving south I-55 when I saw the first one? I thought it was cool to see a Cheeto truck. And it was. The first time.

The second time? I thought, ‘Hmm. That’s weird.’ Then the third truck? And the fourth? Then the fifth one? See my dilemma. How do you explain the trucks driving at different times, in the same direction, going the same way, and probably (although I don’t know this for sure) all with similar or exactly the same cargo?

Naw. It’s all in my head. It’s my imagination.

Then I saw Chester Cheetah driving the eight truck.

I think I may need more sleep.

If you’ve seen the Cheeto trucks, let me know when and where. Better yet, if you’ve seen the Tesla trucks pulling these trailers, let me know where!